Posted on March 11th, 2007 by admin
There was a guy, and he was kind of stumbling around town, slightly drunk. He walks through the front door of a bar, and calls for a beer. The bartender arrived, and said, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you a beer, because it appears that you have already had one too many,” and he offers to call a cab. The guy said no, and walked back out the front door of the bar.A few minutes later, he walks through the side door of the same bar, sits down, and calls for a beer. The bartender says, “I can’t serve you a drink, because you’ve already had too much,” and again offers to call a cab. The guy swears, and walks back out the side door of the bar.
A few minutes later, the guy walks through the back door of the same bar, sits down, and calls for a drinkr. The bartender came and said, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t serve you a drink because you’re already drunk! Now I call a cab, or I call the police!”
The guy looks at the bartender, and says, “Dang! How many bars do you work at?”
