Hare-Brained Super Hero ‘Scares’ Police Chief

Filed under:

Don’t expect to see a “Shadow Hare” signal lighting up the sky anytime soon — for some reason cops don’t think Ohio’s most famous spandex-wearing, 21-year-old, 97-pound superhero is “trained” to fight crime. Pssshaw!!!!!TMZ spoke with several Ohio …

Permalink

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

Susan Boyle: Jacked Up

Filed under:

Here’s Scottish Internet singing sensation Susan Boyle outside her home yesterday (left) — and funnyman Jack Black at an event in March (right).One of them forgot to shave.We’re just sayin’.

See Also

Lorenzo Lamas: Hereeee’s Yanni …

Permalink

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

BBQ Joint: Swine Flu Keeps Folks from Piggin’ Out

Paris Hilton isn’t the only mega-moron who thinks you can get swine flu from eating pork — we talked to people at a classic BBQ place in Arizona, who pretty much told us the only thing more infectious that S.F. is stupidity. The folks at Porky’s BBQ …

Permalink

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

Jon Gosselin says he ’showed poor judgement’

Jon Gosselin and Unknown Woman leaving Legends Bar

Jon Gosselin and Unknown Woman leaving Legends Bar

Jon Gosselin, star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and father of twins and sextuplets, has released a statement reassuring fans that he hasn’t been cheating on his wife-zilla Kate.

“Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV,” he says in a statement. “However, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”

Jon went on to explain his presence at a local bar near his home in Pennsylvania. “I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car,” he says. “Yes, I have female friends — but that is all she is. I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

Yeah right buddy.

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

Denise Richards says the feud with Charlie is Over

E! reality starlet Denise Richards has recently stated that her ongoing battle with ex-husband Charlie Sheen is over. Richards says, “We’ve come to a really great place… and I wanted to tell the girls (daughters) I went and saw their new brothers. We’ve worked so hard to get into a really good place… It’s important for our daughters and it’s much easier in life for us to get along than have conflict… Life is too short.”

Charlie Sheen was quick to agree, saying, “We started noticing when we get along the kids are much happier. We had to do what’s best for the girls.” And his new wife Brooke Mueller agrees: “Denise is totally great, and it’s water under the bridge.”

I would be willing to bet money that they’re fighting again within 3 months.

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

Miss California to join ‘The View’?

Just when you thought ‘The View‘ couldn’t get any worse, they begin talking about hiring Miss California. Elizabeth Hasselbeck may be getting replaced with an even more idiotic right-wing blond, Carrie Prejean.

Prejean, who shot onto the press radar after declaring her anti-gay marriage beliefs during the Miss USA Pageant, is rumored to be joining the cast while Hasselbeck is on maternity leave. A show insider also says that if Prejean makes a good fit, she could be sticking around. Barbara Walters is apparently fed up with Elizabeth Hasselbeck and has been looking for her replacement for some time.

Wow. That is all I can really say about that.

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

Retro Kim Kardashian @ Pepsi’s Throwback Launch Party

Along w/ other D-list hotties, Kim Kardashian was on hand to celebrate a 1970s-themed party sponsored by Pepsi. The big bash was held in L.A. and used as a formal launch pad to help sell old school flavored Pepsi & Mountain Dew drinks. The cans will also be designed with a retro feel. Here’s more info for all you Pepsi drinkers:
Starting April 20, Pepsi will sell cans of Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback, which will be made with real sugar instead of HFCS. According to an email exchange today with Pepsi-Cola rep Nicole Bradley (inspired by Serious Eaters’ questions): "Both products will be offered at the same price as regular Pepsi and regular Mountain Dew." The drinks will only be available until June 13. [Source]

read more

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

Lady GaGa’s "Fame Ball Tour" Rolls Through Stuttgart, Germany!

For those of you bastards in Philly & NYC, hit up Lady GaGa at these venues:

5/1/09
Philadelphia, PA
Electric Factory
421 N. 7th St. 19123

5/2/09
Two shows tonight: One early & another that’s late.
New York, NY
Terminal 5
530 W. 56th Street 10002

For more dates, hit up Interscope’s website.

read more

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt Wearing Her "Fat Old Lady" Suit?

Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt Wearing Her "Fat Old Lady" Suit?

This out if it is wrong on all levels. How can a woman go from wearing a sexy dress the night before to this…this…black thing?! It’s almost as if she wants us to make fun of her.

read more

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________

Shauna Sand Didn’t Bring Her Daughters Along On Her "Date"

So, can someone please find some evidence that this dude is in fact dating Shauna Sand? It just seems like they breakup & makeup every other week. Either they’re both addicted to makeup sex (don’t blame them) or this dude has trouble paying Shauna’s "Girlfriend Fee" every couple weeks…

read more

Share/Save/Bookmark


______________________________________________________