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Balloon Boy’s Dad — Not Smart, Not Funny

Posted on October 31st, 2009 by admin

We’ve already established Richard Heene is no scientist — turns out he isn’t a comedian either.TMZ has obtained a copy of a book Heene wrote back in 1994 called “The Official Offensive Driving Handbook.” We know it’s supposed to be funny because …

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Ronaldo Gets All Up in Joe Jackson’s Grill

Posted on October 31st, 2009 by admin

It’s the oddest pairing since Liza Minnelli and David Gest got married in 2002 — Michael Jackson’s father Joe and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo are now teaming up to sell grills.Joe Jackson tells TMZ he’s got a stake in a company called GAME ON …

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Sigourney Weaver: Good Genes or Good Docs?!

Posted on October 31st, 2009 by admin

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In “Aliens,” Sigurney Weaver was revived after spending 57 years in hypersleep … but you’d never know it.Here’s the 32-year-old back in 1981 (left) — and 28 years later, the 60-year-old version in Japan recently (right).She’s workin’, girl!

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More Christina Ricci Bikini Pics From Miami: Poolside Edition

Posted on October 31st, 2009 by admin

More Christina Ricci Bikini Pics From Miami: Poolside Edition

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

The last set we posted yesterday didn’t get much love from you guys and I don’t foresee any fireworks from this latest set coming out of Miami. Christina is currently enjoying the early days of her latest temporary relationship with Curtis Buchanan. The couple is probably finishing up a final day of tantric sex inside their ultra-lux Miami Beach hotel.

For those of you who wanna catch Christina on the big screen, hit up her latest flick "New York, I Love You." Albeit she has a small part, but it’s one of the better short stories of a movie which comprises of a collective work of eleven short films, with each running around 10 minutes long and sharing the common theme of finding love in New York City. Here’s a trailer:

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Burglar Bunch Suspect — Trick or Treat?

Posted on October 31st, 2009 by admin

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Burglar Bunch

Free on bail, Nick Prugo did what anyone accused of breaking into the homes of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge would do — visit a costume store in Calabasas yesterday.If he actually knocks on your door this Halloween, consider yourself …

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Anna Nicole Mistakes Pregnancy for Gas

Posted on October 31st, 2009 by admin

Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith was so whacked out of her mind in 2006 that she mistook the baby growing in her womb for a case of bad gas — and it’s all on a tape that was entered as evidence in court on Friday.The video was shot by Howard K. Stern at a little …

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How fitting

Posted on October 31st, 2009 by admin

Heidi and Spencer pretty much dressed up as themselves for Halloween by donning attention whore costumes in the form of Jon and Kate Gosselin. I, for one, can barely tell the difference, except that they seem to be dripping with a more potent combination of false confidence, low sperm count, and vinegar. Seeing them dressed up a Jon and Kate is like watching an episode of Captain Planet. “With their powers combined,” they can do nothing beneficial for this world and annoy everyone in their path. HEART!